Some funny typical Movie/Film facts. Not specificaly related to HP but thought they were funny;

  • In scary films, out of every closet a cat will jump out scaring everybody.
  • You don't need to lock your car when parking in the street.
  • Anybody who coughs, will die.
  • When typing on a computer, you don't have to use the space-key
  • Every bomb is deactivated 2 seconds before it blows.
  • Every bomb has a blue and a red wire, one of them needs to be cut to stop it.
  • Every lantern or flashlight will turn off or fail just before it gets dangerous.
  • Nobody takes change from paying a taxi.
  • If there's danger in the house, lights will blink or not work.
  • If you need to fly from danger, cars won't start.
  • Every alien speaks English.
  • There's are no ugly people on the beach.
  • Whatever big a tragedy happens, dogs never die.
  • The police will always arrive minutes after the hero defeats the villain.
  • Every villain will explain his evil plan for world domination to the hero on a blackboard.
  • The worst teams with the worst players will always win the championship using some weird strategy or new tactic.
  • The TV is always turned on the moment some breaking news shows up
  • Horses are not hit in wild-west movies shooting scenes.
  • Every car that has an accident will explode.
  • If there's a building on fire, the hero always has to go back in to rescue a baby.
  • Lighting will always appear at the same instant as thunder.
  • Every twin has a good and an evil.
  • If ammunition of a gun ends, you need to throw the gun.
  • Every telephone number starts with 555
  • If you're being chased by a monster, you will trip and fall
  • Every villain has a comfortable armchair.
  • The Internet is super-hyper fast and you don't need to connect.
  • If you sleep, you will have a nightmare.
  • Ice in a drink will never melt.
  • Although the earth is huge, aliens will always land in the USA
  • In kung-fu movies, you need to talk while pointing your finger to the other person.
  • Snack or soda machines don't work
  • If there's a fighting scene on a roof, somebody will fall off.


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